UPDATED LAST JULY 11, 2020
Hello guys! Now since I've got all ribbons last April since I first played last July 19, 2019! I loved how to do it. For now I'll show you here's how to get all the ribbons in a realistic ways:

• 🧠 Academic - Study harder every year, read books and go to library to enhance smarts, go to University in major, have excellent grades and smarts, and seek higher education (e.g. Graduate School, Medical School, etc.). Have under $2.5 million of net worth. Best used when the character is born with high smarts.
  
• 💊 Addict - You must at least 2 addictions to die. Get alcohol and drugs offered and go to gambling very often to get addicted. It is a random luck-based chance. Don't go to clubbing over 10 times with addictions. For easiest way to get, must have at least under 30% smarts, have many friends and go party with them often to get addicted to alcohol and play with gambling often to get addicted to gambling. Don't get seek higher education.
  
• 🚂 Bandit - Rob a train successfully in exact real system time (e.g. 4:20 PM or Midnight 12:00 AM). Make sure don't use time cheat.
  
• 👱‍♀️ Barbie Girl - Be a female or transgender female to get all plastic surgeries. Don't get seek higher education (such as Graduate School) or over $2.5 million of net worth for iOS users.
  
• 👨‍💼 Big Boss - Major in English, Finance, Information Systems, or Mathematics. Go to Business School after graduates. Get a Corporate-related job, work harder every year and then you'll be promoted to CEO. Have at least over $20 million of net worth. It is easiest to get as a second generation after inheritance over $20 million.
  
• 😸 Cat Lady - Be a female, adopt at least 30 cats and less than 5 pets of other species. Never get married in a life. Also you can be a transgender female to earn this ribbon.
  
• 🎭 Cunning - Commit a crime and successfully escape from jail, desert the military or illegally immigrate then get sex change via gender reassignment surgery. Never get caught by the police again until you die.
  
• 🗡️ Deadly - Murder at least 5 people. The easiest ones are Perform Drive-By (with fast coupe car) Electrocute Them, Poison Them, Impale Them, and Push Off Cliff. If fails, you will sent to jail or assaulted you to death. Also you can hire a Hitman to kill them, but it requires Bitizenship.
  
• 👨‍👧‍👦 Family Guy - Be a male and get married. Have under 5-7 children. Spend time 10 times and be good karma. Never abandon or go to jail. Have under $2.5 million of net worth. Also you can be a transgender male to earn this ribbon.
  
• 📸 Famous - Have a high looks and smarts. Get a fame-related jobs such as Actor, Singer, Chef, Model, Reporter, DJ, Writer, Magician, Mobile App Developer, and Pornographer. Work hard, promote them and become fame. Also this can be earned after elected as GovernoChief Minister or President/Prime Minister to become Famous Politician.
  
• 🍼 Fertile - Have at least 8 children or 5 children with 5 grandchildren in a life from a partner or adoption.
  
• 🎁 Generous - Gift items to friends and family at least 20-30 items with much appreciations and more karma without arguments.
  
• ♾ Geriatric - Live at least 120 years old in a life with spend time, full karma, happiness, and health without having an illness. Take diets to increase your health.
  
• 🌎 Globetrotter - Vacate as many at least 20 countries.
  
• ⛏️ Gold Digger - Have a high looks and smarts. Use Freelance Gigs to earn quick money. Open Dating app to find one with highest money income (green bar). Marry 1 richest spouse or more and you'll get over $1.5 million from inheritance through divorce or widow. Never get a job.
  
• 👮 Hero - Rescue someone from situation whether if save or die, just tap "Attempt to rescue him/her" button. Keep good karma. Also this can be earned after your character dies after being exploded and blown up by stepping on a mines while serving on a military or another is saving a choking relationship by successfully performing the Heimlich maneuver.
  
• 🎲 Highroller - Go to casino or horse racing, you must have high million net worth and win over $2 million lifetime winnings from gambling. It is harder to get for iOS users as a casino glitch patched.
  
• 🔓 Houdini - Escape from jail at least 10 times. For easiest way to get without maximum security prisons, see here.
  
• ✔️ Influencer (not working on Android) - Have a high looks and smarts. Sign up for a social media accounts at age 13. Post on social media as many times often every year, pick correct options such as Blog, Random, Challenge, Dance, Selfie, or Sexy Pic, get many of million likes and over hundred-thousands of followers and try to go viral. Promote your products if you have over 5 thousands of followers. Monetize your account on YouTube if you have over many thousands of subscribers. If you have over 100k followers, verify on social media accounts and get quickly over 1 million followers to become enjoyment of social media influencer. Also, you can be a fame career life (such as Actor or Singer), then repeat this procedures to get this ribbon.
  
• 🚔 Jailbird - Escape from jail and go back at least 2 times. Also this can be earned after jailed at least 3 times without escaping or riot many times due to committing more crimes repeatedly.
  
• 😴 Lazy - Have never got a job and at least 50 years old, just spam the age button until you die. Must have smarts higher than 10%. No Job Referral options, just tap "That's not for me" button.
  
• 😍 Lustful - Hook-up at least 20 people in one night stands or threesomes without spreading STDs.
  
• 🤑 Loaded - Have at least over $20 million of net worth. It is earned via lottery jackpot, inheritance from generations, or a rare expensive heirloom (such as Holy Grail). For easiest way to get, born in most wealthy countries (e.g. Monaco), get a highest-paying job (such as Brain Surgeon or Music Composer), work hard longer and make 20 million of net worth.
  
• 😐 Mediocre - It is the easiest to get because you don't have to pass the requirements to get other ribbons and have nothing much in a life. Also this can be earned after you get fired from the job or siblings, classmates or people assaulted you to death at very young age.
  
• 🙌 Model Bitizen - You can be a male or female. Compliment, spend time with the relationships and give money at least 10 times. You must have a job, a full karma and relationships and at least $50,000 of net worth without debt. Always pick the right choices in the random events. Always call the police on the situations (don't tap "Attempt to rescue him/her" or "Try to intervene" buttons) and turned it in to the authorities. Never abandon children or pets, argue anyone, ask for money, assault anyone, cheat on partner, go clubbing, go to jail, insult anyone, murder, offer to drink alcohol and drugs, spread STDs to people, steal, do other negative things or do anything lowers karma. Never commit a crime (such as deliquency, solicitation or take a parcel). Apologize or walk away from situation when someone or a relationship argue you or they have disagreement of conversation. Avoid getting any addictions or drug overdose. Don't get over $20 million of net worth to avoid getting the Loaded ribbon or at least 8 biological children, 4 biological children with 8 grandchildren or 5 biological children with 5 grandchildren to avoid getting the Fertile ribbon.
  
• 🏠 Monopoly - Make flipping houses at least of over $1 million real estate profits within buying, renovating at least good condition, and selling them much higher price at least 10 houses.
  
• 🤲 Mooch - Ask your parents to get money or buy pets and they refuse it at least 10 times.
  
• 🎬 Movie Buff - Watch a movie (Comedy, Documentary, etc.) at the movie theater every year at least 20 movies. Requires to watch ad if you don't have a Bitizenship. Don't get seek higher education (such as Graduate School) or at least $2.5 million net worth for iOS users.
  
• 💸 Rich - Have at least $2.5 million of net worth. Don't get over $20 million. It is best used for high-paying jobs and inheritances.
  
• 👹 Rowdy - Go clubbing at least 10 times, hook-up with them, argue people, and accept every offer to drink alcohol and drugs.
  
• 😈 Scandalous - Commit a major crime such as armed robbery or murder, get sentenced to jail and stay at least 5 years without escaping.
  
• 🤪 Stupid - Same as Lazy ribbon, but with have a lower smarts under 10%, never got a job, and making dumb decisions that lowers smarts at least 50 years old. Also this can be earned after your character dies due to drug overdose for iOS users.
  
• 👍 Successful - Have at least $250k of net worth, good karma and at least 65 years old. Avoid getting any addictions. Don't get over $2.5 million of net worth or seek higher education such as Graduate School.
  
• 🐯 Tarzan - Be a male, Bond with at least 20 exotic animals and spend time with them. You'll need a Bitizenship to buy exotic animals from Exotic Pet Dealer. Also you can be a transgender male to earn this ribbon.
  
• 🌵 Teammate - Born in Miami or Tucson, United States. Major in Computer Science or Information Systems then get a Mobile App Developer job. Promote to App Designer and maintain it. For Android users, so never get famous.
  
• 🦊 Thief - For iOS, you must steal as many at least 5 rob banks, 5 burgle houses, 5 steal cars, 10 pickpocket people, 10 porch pirates, 10 shoplift items, or 10 stealing random items (much easier). For Android, you must steal at least 2 burgle houses, 2 pickpocket people and 2 stealing cars but don't spend too much time in jail.
  
• ⛈️ Unlucky - Die under 30 years old after contract deadly diseases such as cancer or coronavirus (COVID-19). This is a random luck-based chance. Also this can be earned after your character dies due to struck by lightning or attacked by the terrorists in some war torn countries such as Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Pakistan and Syria for iOS users. For easiest luck to get, use God Mode to edit all attributes to 0%, start a new life, contract with whooping cough, and die at least age 2 years old.
  
• 🚮 Wasteful - Go to Activities, then go to Surrender option to end life immediately. Also this can be earned after sentenced to death or highest debt of net worth.
  
• 👿 Wicked - Spread at least 5 STDs to them from hook-ups, abandon at least 5 children, release at least 5 pets, or more.
  
• 🎖️ Veteran - Get in the military as enlistee or officer (requires University in any majors). You must deploy mines successfully many times using Minesweeper game (have practice them with skills). Serve full career in the military until reach at age 62. For those who fail to deploy and blown up on mines, get Minesweeper Solver here.
  

For the Prison Escape guide, see here.
For the Careers and Jobs guide, see here.

Oh yes that is my Kid Sister!
Started a new SB with a monthly allowance up front. We were on our first actual date after having a m&g before. Every girl loves a shopping spree so we went to the mall, Forever 21, Victoria's Secret etc. We have maybe 6-7 bags of goodies and not much time if we are going to have cuddle time after so we are getting quick lunch in the food court.
We are stepping away from the counter, she has a tray full of food for two and I have the bags. Bam! A younger girl rushes up to her, I see her coming and exit stage right like "I have no idea who this hot lady is with the tray of food" and sit down alone with the bags. SB talks to her sister who is young but savvy and knows the score instantly. SB comes to me a bit later and says "yeah, we gotta book it out of here".
Of course sis went straight to mom and informed on SB. Immediate end of SR. A risk you take I guess.
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Theater Gusher
I actually saw a girl who was living in a halfway house, just out of the women's prison, for some check kiting or something. I'm liberal, believe in second chances and she told me about teaching other inmates, gaining the right to go out at night etc. so I said what the heck.
So we plan a comedy show after the French restaurant but the French required 2.5 hours to get us fed so we missed the show, went to a movie in progress since it was too late for anything else.
She is little and started with a shot of whisky at dinner, and I'm thinking, wow, it's on, she has been planning this one. She also had wine so she was feeling no pain.
So about 10 min after we get to the movie she takes my hand and shoves it down her panties. We are in the back row of a lightly populated film and I figure ok, we could try this. She tells me exactly what works for her and within 5 min she is moaning like you wouldn't believe. Some dude actually moves from down front to sit behind us and watch. When the gusher comes it definitely disturbed the entire theater, she was loud and when a few people spoke up she cussed a bit at them. We left of course - post haste. Definitely a singular experience for me.
She wanted to go to to a hotel for round two, but she was just too sexual/impaired for me on first date so I took her home She kissed me and said "I kind of took advantage of you" but I didn't mind, she needed a release.
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Catfished, ATM'd and Rinsed all in One Date
Minneapolis SB was a model with twiggy figure in Seeking pics. I thought I hit the jackpot, did not know yet to ask for a "today pic" before meeting. On arrival, she somehow is +30 lbs on a tiny body, not sure how she managed it, figured it must be health or depression since she was no longer getting modeling jobs so nobody is to blame. After steak dinner, she wanted to go to the Casino so I rolled with it figuring they have liquor there and although I don't drink I would make an exception under the circumstances and get blitzed.
She literally walked me to the ATM for cash (did not need the atm), then she wanted to play blackjack and wanted to know "who gets to keep the winnings", so of course she did. So she leads on betting and we turn 500 into about 20. Then she says, lets take a break and then come back. We come back and she turns 20 into 550 at which point she says "we should quit while we are ahead" and takes all the chips to cash out and keep. I was sufficiently stunned by her craft to just go along with it.
Next we are on the way to the hotel, we had agreed no sex on this our first date but I figured some making out, maybe watch a movie together. But suddenly she announces in the Uber she has to get home to feed her dog and won't be able to do the hotel time. Since I was drunker than cooter brown at that point it all seemed logical to me. So I went back to the hotel and ordered a burger from room service and watched Saturday Night Live.

I see so many wonderful posts of screenshots of "jackpots" on the slot machines. I think almost everyone who plays enough will eventual hit something good. However, at what cost and how much did you lose? And is it okay to post a pic of myself here as I leave the casino after blowing another paycheck?

I have been drinking for awhile, and this sounds like a fun and stupid thing to do now in my current state off inebriation.
Edit: give me a solid 10 minutes for me to take a picture with my cell phone that is almost as bad as my drawing ability.
Edit 2: I'm back!

I was listening to Entertainment Weekly’s Twin Peaks podcast, and they said something about how maybe the Fireman, red room people and maybe even Judy were all playing some type of game between each other and how they might have been using Coop/Mr. C as pawns. I was struck by them mentioning this idea of a "game" because that fit exactly into something I’ve been thinking the past few days. I don’t think I’ve seen this mentioned anywhere else. I’ve been curious about the word “Jowday” and any possible source of the actual word. In searching, I included different spellings from other ways I’ve seen it spelled online, including Jowday, Jiao Dai, and Jao de. Playing around with the spelling, I came across the French word/phrase “jeu de.” I realize that jeu would be pronounced like “shoo” more than J-OW-DAY, but maybe it was just a typical Gordon Cole mispronunciation and this is how closed captioning picked it up. But it got me thinking about a theme long included throughout Twin Peaks. Jeu is the French word for game. “Jeu de” would be used as in jeu de mot (word game/game of words) or jeu de societe (board game), or jeu de cartes (playing cards). This isn’t about the meaning or purpose of the entity Jowday/Judy, just a better spelling that may hold a better meaning. Plus, I’ve always wondered about the show’s constant “game” motif. There are many, but here’s some of my favorites: * One Eyed Jack’s, and its endless permutations (i.e., hostesses dressed as card “queens,” etc.) * Hank harassing Josie with a 3/3 domino (sucking on one(?!) while talking to her on the phone, mailing a pic of it to her) * Windom Earle/Pete Martell playing chess, endlessly it seems In Season 3: * EP1 - Mr. C shows Darya a game card with the Evil symbol * EP5 - In Bushnell’s office, he says to Dougie “This is serious. It’s not a game,” apparently triggering a memory in Dougie, and he repeats the word, “Game.” * Ep13 - at the Farm when Mr. C is challenged to an arm wrestling match. Renzo asks him to step inside. “Let’s play the game.” * Ep14 – Charlie says to Audrey, “Are you going to stop playing games, or do I have to end your story, too?” (or does he say, “…..enter Story 2?”) * Ike the Spike rolling dice * Silver Mustang Casino/Mr. Jackpot/Lucky 7, and all of those permutations
So, unlike Cole’s weird pronunciation of Judy as “Jowday,” I think a better phrase for the entity now called Judy is “Jeu de” and helps explain the theme of “game” used within the show considering it translates to “game.” It’s a small piece, but I believe it helps in fleshing it out.

First off we stayed at the Cosmopolitan. I got a cheaper room because of the following: We were Staying From Tues-Sunday so a long stay... I called the hotel and tried for weeks looking online for the Best Deal... I wanted a Fountain view, but for the dates were staying they wanted $2400 bucks!!!
I found a trick online using the Marriott Best Price Guarantee to get an extra 25% off... I found the cheapest rate actually through our " Entertainment Book " then Booked a regular balcony room with the Marriott and said we found a better price the next day earning us not only the price match but an extra 25% off.... I booked the Regular Balcony to take a gamble on the Tip Trick to get upgraded even cheaper...
Then I had a question on if the Tip Trick worked for upgrades since we booked 3rd party, but read that people tried the $20 dollar trick at the Cosmo and failing..Some suspected that since its a nicer hotel $20 may have been too cheap.... so I decided to go baller and throw out a $100 dollar tip. They upgraded our Regular Balcony room to the Newly Renovated 50th floor with the Bellagio Fountain view... Here is a pic.. https://i.imgur.com/8Gjd1i6.jpg With the Entertainment Book -> Marriott -> $100 Tip Trick our total Bill was $1,024.96 so we Saved $1300 dollars.
One of the main focuses of the Trip was to See Penn and Teller, so I got 3rd row floor aisle seats... Ive been wanting to see them for the longest time, been a huge fan forever, and had to see them live before they retire sometime... So thats how I justified paying bigger ticket price for close up seats... well it REALLY paid off when I got called up stage to participate in a trick!!! Hell Yeah... Then I got to meet Penn after the Show, got a picture and an autograph... Pretty sweet deal...
Trip was loaded with other fun stuff, Including a Helicopter Ride at Night around Vegas, Mob Museum, Golfing at Nationals where they filmed Casino and Tiger won his first PGA event...
I also took out $1000 dollars to gamble with and decided I could either spend little bits at a time and get whittled down to nothing by the end of the trip, or to just spend it all at once in hopes to hit some jackpots... Well I went with the later, and it paid off... Played some slots, I picked the Penny Slots that Max Reels put it at $5 a bet, then I turned on the Multiplier so I was spending $20 dollars a spin... Well... I ended up winning a $1200 dollar jackpot, followed up by a $1500 dollar jackpot... Not quite as good as it sounds just because I took my $1200 dollar winnings all the way back down to 300 bucks before I hit the 2nd jackpot... Turns out the Player Rewards Card system is based on how much you bet, not how much you win/lose so since I looked like a big time guy betting $20 bucks a spin and winning / losing enough to place a ton of bets, they upgraded my player card, and now are offering me big incentives like: · Four nights complimentary · $225 identity play · $100 dining credit
We celebrated and ate at STK... $70 dollar steaks but by far the best I've ever ate...
TL:DR : Went to Vegas, Saved $1300 dollars on Booking, Got Called up on Stage to Participate in Penn / Teller Trick, Won 2 slot jackpots; Got Treated like a boss, and left Vegas with more money then I started with....
edit: formatting.

/WorldNews

• shayneismyname
  [Title Post] Trump Cancels Obama's Cuba Agreements [Partially] || Link || Comments [video autoplays]
  
• snowsnothing
  Cologne rally: As many as 10,000 Muslims to protest Islamic extremism || Link || Comments
  
• loremipsumchecksum
  Sweden legally commits to reaching net-zero emissions by 2045 || Link || Comments
  

/News

• LuvBamboo
  [Title Post] Michelle Carter text suicide trial verdict: Guilty || Link || Comments
  
• ManofManyTalentz
  [Title Post] Canada bans cellphone unlocking fees, orders all new devices be unlocked - CBC News || Link || Comments
  
• fbiagent_bertmacklin
  US woman sues casino that 'offered dinner instead of $43m jackpot' || Link || Comments
  

/explainlikeimfive

• Warlizard
  ELI5 how casinos can refuse to pay a jackpot, claiming the machine is broken, but not pay back everyone who played and lost? || Comments
  

/science

• loremipsumchecksum
  Research suggests the effects of shift work or jet lag on our body clocks can be reduced by simply changing meal times || Link || Comments
  

/futurology

• ZoneRangerMC
  Elon Musk: Launching a Satellite with SpaceX is $300 Million Cheaper || Link || Comments
  

/dataisbeautiful

• OverflowDs
  America’s new tobacco crisis: The rich stopped smoking, the poor didn’t || Link || Comments
  

/AskReddit

• eli5taway
  [Title Post] [Serious] OK redittors: What absolutely, 100%, undenyingly happened to you, but if you told anyone, it would get posted on quityourbullshit? || Comments
  
• PeppeSanchez2
  You're given immortality but as a cost you are sent back 3000 years - would you accept and what would you do? || Comments
  

/TodayILearned

• schoolboy43
  TIL in 2016, it was discovered that Beyonce's "Empower Women" clothing line was made by women sweat shop labourers working on less than £5 a day. || Link || Comments
  

/IAmA

• NickOfferman
  NICK OFFERMAN FATHER'S DAY WHISKY FUN and wood || AMA
  
• TheRogueBludger
  IamA 92 year old woman, one of the first female bush doctors in Alaska. I delivered a baby in a 4-seat bush plane, AMA! || AMA
  

/food

• FritzsCannabisCo
  [homemade] Mango and Grape gummies || Link || Comments || Recipe
  

/pics

• feodoeaar
  Only 16 People Live Here || Link || Comments
  
• hardypart
  The Queen talking to exhausted fire fighters || Link || Comments
  
• TheManOfSteel13
  Gal Gadot's husband has the best t-shirt ever || Link || Comments
  

/gifs

• Diupa
  Some dude in a Brazilian supermarket || Link || Comments
  
• ArkadiusBear
  Golden scarab beetles || Link || Comments
  
• natezomby
  I sure hope nobody saw that… || Link || Comments
  

/educationalgifs

• IHaeTypos
  Analysis of the various gaits a dog uses || Link || Comments
  

/MildlyInteresting

• Radiocureee
  The whirlpool in this stream collected foam and created a perfect circular foam wheel || Link || Comments || Gif of foam wheel from comments
  

/interestingasfuck

• GallowBoob
  Dad builds a 3D printed prosthetic for his son and now builds them for other kids free of charge. || Link || Comments
  

/Sports

• GetOffMyLawn42
  Phil Mickelson drops out of US Open to attend daughter's high school graduation || Link || Comments [video autoplays]
  
• AbeltonSkive
  [Title Post] Ronaldo wants to leave Real Madrid as he no longer wants to stay in Spain. || Link || Comments
  

/books

• SAT0725
  "Game of Thrones" author "trying" to deliver next book: George R.R. Martin says he thinks incremental updates just make fans angry, and only completing "Winds of Winter" will satisfy them || Link || Comments [Spoilers in Comments]
  

/art

• philstein1
  Bread Warrior, Zhang Chi, render, '17 || Link || Comments
  

/MostBeautiful

• spicedpumpkins
  "Window on the Mountains" || Link || Comments
  

/AbandonedPorn

• Necroant
  An elevator shaft at a left behind auto body plant that is completely disconnected from the building. Detroit, Mi. [4000x6016] [OC] || Link || Comments
  
• ItsTobsen
  [OC] Abandoned Hospital in eastern Germany. [5184 x 3456] || Link || Comments
  

/HistoryPorn

• Meunderwears
  Soviet sailors stand on the stern of an Akula-class nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine (1986). [1280 × 1640] || Link || Comments
  

/Aww

• ecky--ptang-zooboing
  Boop container || Link || Comments
  

/awwducational

• YoSoyUnPayaso
  The European Water Vole is an expert swimmer. They live in burrows in the banks of slow flowing rivers or in reed beds where they weave ball-shaped nests. They eat vegetation, fruits and someties tadpoles. || Link || Comments
  
• Sax45
  When sleeping, the Giant Anteater uses its long, bushy tail as a blanket to keep warm and provide camouflage. || Link || Comments
  

Something New

Reddit is HUGE with 1,095,168 subreddits. (This number is updated daily!)
/tldr is trying out a new feature where I will post a random, small subreddit and its top content. It's a fun way to include and celebrate smaller subreddits.

Today's random subreddit is...

/knolling

Knolling is the process of arranging related objects in parallel or 90-degree angles as a method of organization.
Its top 3 all time posts:

• yoseflerner
  banana || Link || Comments
  
• pierenjan
  An entire DSLR camera || Link || Comments
  
• eggwardo
  Fruity Pebbles || Link || Comments
  

Long story short, since you probably thing I'm a piece of garbage by now, my wife is 29, hot, we have a two year old daughter. We have been together 10 years. Married 5. My wife is also bi sexual. Feel like I struck the jackpot on this one honestly. I have always been flirty, she doesn't get jealous. I have never taken anything that far however.
She works, but I take care of 90% of the bills as I make a lot more than she does. I resent her for this a bit, but I need to let it go. She pays for what she can and has school loans. I get it. She's a good woman. Wonderful mother.
She doesn't have a ton of friends, mostly are married with miserable lives because they don't do anything sit home. We still go out and have a good time together. I have a considerable amount of friends in there 30s that are single so we go out and have a good time still. Party like we are early 20s but all have jobs and responsibilities. (Not sure if this is a good or bad thing). I go out with the boys once a week usually. One of my boys friends is a girl (who I also know) and planned to take her up to a Casino for her 25th Birthday. So the three boys went up and they met us up there later. Was six of them. One that showed up I knew from previous encounters with said girls work (always had a crush on her) and we have just chatted casually. This girl is bad. Body is ridiculous, tits are perfect and she just graduated with her Masters and has a job lined up starting next week. She also is aware of my wife. We hung out most of the night and all were sleeping at the same hotel. (I had my own room, girls all split rooms). We all partied till about 5am and I went back to my room before I made any really bad decisions.
Fast forward to a week or so later me and my buddy are out visiting his girl again and the baddie is working (server). She stops over to say hello and asks what we were doing after. Told them grabbing another drink somewhere else and they both ask to come. By this point my brain is telling me this girl is catching feelings and I need an exit plan, but my drunk mind doesn't work as well as my sober mind so they come we all grab drinks and just hang out. I duck out as it was getting late and she blows me up on Facebook messenger asking where I went etc. Also adds me on Snapchat. That was a few days ago.
After typing this, it even feels wrong but it feels so good to have the attention of younger girls. My wife is a bad *****, and I love her I probably could of linked all three of us up if I had my game on that night and if she was there and wouldn't have this current situation. I have never cheated on my wife (physically) this feels a tad odd even for me as flirty as I am.
No matter the outcome here it wouldn't be good for me. It's nice to know that in my 30s young girls still find me attractive. I've been with my wife so long that I ponder what sex would be like with another woman.
I look around at some of my married friends and they are miserable. Don't go out, do anything but watch their kids every weekend. I love my Daughter but life isn't just about raising your children. Perhaps I'm selfish? I dunno.
Saw a picture of said girl above from last night, good lord that girl was looking good. She typically doesn't wear makeup but when she does look out. Also has no father figure in her life for the last 10+ years (he passed) and smokes a ton of weed. New girl spells bad news. Can't lie about temptation though. I talked with her last week over snapchat, just friendly ****.. snapped her a pic of this broad hitting on me at a bar (that i wanted nothing to do with) she snaps back, “tell her your married”
I lold hard. i told her to have a nice night and didnt talk to her after that . she checks my snap stories daily but havent talked to her in a week.. still cant get this stupid girl off my mind. (i dont check her snap stories). Whole situation is likely a potential train wreck for me.

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I am analyzing some data from the Google Play store and thought that this information could be interesting for you guys as well.
So here we go - these are the currently trending games in the Google Play store:
Action

1. Stick Squad 5-stars from 1018 to 1217 in 1511 minutes (+19.5%)
2. 弓 Online 5-stars from 7764 to 8869 in 1629 minutes (+14.2%)
3. ราชาโจรสลัด(ลูฟี่) ‍ 5-stars from 1304 to 1449 in 1575 minutes (+11.1%)
4. Shooting Games 5-stars from 1515 to 1684 in 1813 minutes (+11.2%)
5. Action Games 5-stars from 6237 to 6789 in 1536 minutes (+8.9%)

Adventure

1. Click Kill Adventure 5-stars from 4855 to 5606 in 1516 minutes (+15.5%)
2. City Craft 2: TNT & Clowns 5-stars from 2053 to 2293 in 1659 minutes (+11.7%)
3. Medieval Craft: Town Building 5-stars from 2759 to 3064 in 1652 minutes (+11.1%)
4. The Elder Craft: Frozenland 5-stars from 1686 to 1840 in 1676 minutes (+9.1%)
5. 숨바꼭질 5-stars from 2016 to 2155 in 1514 minutes (+6.9%)

Arcade

1. Fast Finger™ 5-stars from 1754 to 2780 in 1515 minutes (+58.5%)
2. Pug Rapids 5-stars from 1328 to 1735 in 1808 minutes (+30.6%)
3. Piano Tiles 5 5-stars from 1613 to 1869 in 1625 minutes (+15.9%)
4. Tiny Magnets 5-stars from 1251 to 1438 in 1546 minutes (+14.9%)
5. Daddy Long Legs 5-stars from 2040 to 2395 in 1885 minutes (+17.4%)

Board

1. 모두의마블 다이아 생성기 5-stars from 3933 to 4035 in 1650 minutes (+2.6%)
2. Dominoes 5-stars from 3418 to 3512 in 1914 minutes (+2.8%)
3. 오목 for Kakao 5-stars from 9277 to 9379 in 1839 minutes (+1.1%)
4. Tawla 31 5-stars from 1039 to 1048 in 1465 minutes (+.9%)
5. Corners - Checkers 5-stars from 1349 to 1353 in 800 minutes (+.3%)

Card

1. Bingo Pop 5-stars from 1257 to 1359 in 1652 minutes (+8.1%)
2. Cavaleiros do Zodíaco: Cards 5-stars from 1921 to 2027 in 1576 minutes (+5.5%)
3. Solitaire 5-stars from 7933 to 8250 in 1630 minutes (+4.%)
4. Game Bai Online - Miễn Phí 5-stars from 3334 to 3447 in 1768 minutes (+3.4%)
5. 한판섯다 온라인 정식버전 5-stars from 1977 to 2020 in 1530 minutes (+2.2%)

Casino

1. Blackjack - myVEGAS 21 Free 5-stars from 3341 to 3971 in 1638 minutes (+18.9%)
2. Bingo™ 5-stars from 3475 to 4079 in 1606 minutes (+17.4%)
3. Buffalo Slots Jackpot Stampede 5-stars from 1653 to 1723 in 1534 minutes (+4.2%)
4. Teen Patti Royal Indian Poker 5-stars from 1134 to 1175 in 1683 minutes (+3.6%)
5. Tien Len Viet Nam - Tang Xu 5-stars from 1296 to 1332 in 1534 minutes (+2.8%)

Educational

1. My New Baby! 5-stars from 1159 to 1245 in 1630 minutes (+7.4%)
2. Learn English Words Free β 5-stars from 1111 to 1181 in 1675 minutes (+6.3%)
3. ทายสุภาษิต คําพังเพย สำนวนไทย 5-stars from 1261 to 1314 in 1684 minutes (+4.2%)
4. Kids Touch Games free 5-stars from 1310 to 1326 in 1547 minutes (+1.2%)
5. GRE Vocabulary Builder 5-stars from 1470 to 1485 in 1478 minutes (+1.%)

Family

1. Princess Makeup Salon 5-stars from 1786 to 1953 in 1832 minutes (+9.4%)
2. Photo Booth Frozen Elza 5-stars from 1880 to 2027 in 1575 minutes (+7.8%)
3. Super Celebrity Salon 5-stars from 4584 to 4811 in 1531 minutes (+5.%)
4. Nail Salon 2 5-stars from 1580 to 1649 in 1514 minutes (+4.4%)
5. mermaid bathing girls games 5-stars from 1302 to 1358 in 1573 minutes (+4.3%)

Music

1. Electro Pads 5-stars from 5662 to 6143 in 1626 minutes (+8.5%)
2. Just Dance Now 5-stars from 80223 to 83818 in 1830 minutes (+4.5%)
3. Drums 5-stars from 1100 to 1134 in 1620 minutes (+3.1%)
4. Rock Life - Be a Guitar Hero 5-stars from 2703 to 2762 in 1510 minutes (+2.2%)
5. LINE STAGE 5-stars from 30814 to 31579 in 1766 minutes (+2.5%)

Puzzle

1. Bank Escape 5-stars from 1403 to 1717 in 1630 minutes (+22.4%)
2. Horror Escape 5-stars from 3986 to 4609 in 1681 minutes (+15.6%)
3. Brain Wars 5-stars from 41653 to 47275 in 1545 minutes (+13.5%)
4. Construction Crew 5-stars from 1029 to 1140 in 1808 minutes (+10.8%)
5. Spring balls 5-stars from 1455 to 1590 in 1573 minutes (+9.3%)

Racing

1. Cars: Fast as Lightning 5-stars from 39022 to 57012 in 1891 minutes (+46.1%)
2. Spirit Run 5-stars from 4683 to 6160 in 1578 minutes (+31.5%)
3. Hill Climb Racing 4x4 3D 5-stars from 2083 to 2529 in 1684 minutes (+21.4%)
4. 4x4 Off-Road Rally 4 5-stars from 1731 to 2047 in 1510 minutes (+18.3%)
5. Crazy Driver Taxi Duty 3D 5-stars from 2855 to 3366 in 1512 minutes (+17.9%)

Role Playing

1. Terra Battle 5-stars from 2437 to 3454 in 1542 minutes (+41.7%)
2. 正妹物語 5-stars from 2337 to 2646 in 1534 minutes (+13.2%)
3. どこでもダンジョン フリック操作の基本無料召喚RPG 5-stars from 1359 to 1556 in 1981 minutes (+14.5%)
4. Titan Warrior 5-stars from 1738 to 1883 in 1515 minutes (+8.3%)
5. Legion of Heroes 5-stars from 1921 to 2093 in 1791 minutes (+9.%)

Simulation

1. Winter Truck Simulator 3D 5-stars from 1069 to 1334 in 1584 minutes (+24.8%)
2. Weaphones™ Gun Sim Free Vol 2 5-stars from 2889 to 3545 in 1630 minutes (+22.7%)
3. Air Combat: Online 5-stars from 1919 to 2143 in 1593 minutes (+11.7%)
4. Real Trucker Simulator Driver 5-stars from 1523 to 1667 in 1519 minutes (+9.5%)
5. Kill Shot 5-stars from 31402 to 34856 in 1768 minutes (+11.%)

Strategy

1. Iron Desert 5-stars from 9958 to 12068 in 1531 minutes (+21.2%)
2. King of Pirate: 海盗の王 5-stars from 9640 to 11347 in 1593 minutes (+17.7%)
3. Titan Empires 5-stars from 4984 to 5642 in 1503 minutes (+13.2%)
4. Modern Command 5-stars from 1153 to 1340 in 1908 minutes (+16.2%)
5. Age of Civilizations Lite 5-stars from 2197 to 2509 in 1871 minutes (+14.2%)

Trivia

1. Тест на любовь 5-stars from 1891 to 1998 in 1579 minutes (+5.7%)
2. Avanti un Altro 5-stars from 2705 to 2822 in 1513 minutes (+4.3%)
3. Gartic 5-stars from 2422 to 2508 in 1577 minutes (+3.6%)
4. Genius Quiz 5-stars from 16425 to 16919 in 1631 minutes (+3.%)
5. Crazy Emoji 5-stars from 2045 to 2103 in 1682 minutes (+2.8%)

Word

1. Çarkıfelek 5-stars from 1756 to 1875 in 1577 minutes (+6.8%)
2. Word Search 5-stars from 23690 to 25037 in 1856 minutes (+5.7%)
3. Guess the Movie! ~ Logo Quiz 5-stars from 1546 to 1614 in 1683 minutes (+4.4%)
4. 4 Pics 1 Word: Allegory 5-stars from 1080 to 1115 in 1564 minutes (+3.2%)
5. Punfound: Word Game About Puns 5-stars from 1188 to 1217 in 1815 minutes (+2.4%)

This ranking is based on the growth of the 5-star rating of the respective app. In order to be considered here, a game must have at least 1k 5-star ratings (in their second to last update).
Here are the trending games from last week. Here you'll find a some info about my approach.

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LifeProTips	67
gadgets	4
nottheonion	119
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dataisbeautiful	15
UpliftingNews	5
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OldSchoolCool	8
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Posts that were censored that had greater than 1000 upvotes.
pics
Best T-shirt ever!(13192 upvotes)
Man in metro who looks much like George Clooney (Turkey)(4613 upvotes)
gaming
I miss the internet(5966 upvotes)
He's gonna hyuck you up!(4208 upvotes)
Vanilla WoW in a nutshell(3760 upvotes)
New Fallout DLC(2696 upvotes)
Nintendo has discovered Valve's most well-kept secret.(1193 upvotes)
Dangers of being good at Overwatch.(1041 upvotes)
movies
Not A Fan(5819 upvotes)
gifs
Alligator goes for a little slip-n-slide(27081 upvotes)
Brutal first date(12601 upvotes)
LGBT protest in Turkey(9275 upvotes)
Charge!(6191 upvotes)
Fawn trapped in fence reunited with his mom(2366 upvotes)
Don't ever tell mom!(2330 upvotes)
Romanian politician kicks cop in the balls(1703 upvotes)
Can't teach an old dog new...?(1050 upvotes)
nottheonion
Woman sues casino that offered her steak dinner instead of $43 million jackpot(4475 upvotes)
UpliftingNews
A-level student helps Grenfell Tower residents all night - then sits exam(4166 upvotes)
OldSchoolCool
My mom has advanced Parkinson's these days, so I wanted to make sure this picture of her looking like a TEN at my parents' wedding goes on forever - mid 1980s(22633 upvotes)
Art
Gyarados Japanese style tattoo, markers, 9x12(2514 upvotes)
The Last of Us, Terrain Acrylics, 60x48(1591 upvotes)
WTF
Benefits of Being a Truck Driver. NSFW(4480 upvotes)
So apparently praying mantises are known to stalk on hummingbird feeders to prey on the birds..(2426 upvotes)
Elephant vs human foot(1377 upvotes)
AdviceAnimals
Waking up in the middle of the night never felt so good.(13455 upvotes)
Asshole co-worker found my account and shared my comments with others.(11960 upvotes)
Every nice day in New England(7728 upvotes)
TIFU by mainstreaming artificial intelligence(4576 upvotes)
The leader hates us, we don't know or agree with the laws and customers, there is no good reason to visit that country.(2757 upvotes)
Those rubberneckers...(1801 upvotes)
Games
[E3 2017] Thread Archive(1782 upvotes)
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Subreddit	Title	Brand
Jokes	Have you heard The Presidents of the United States are re-recording some of their biggest hits	United
news	Gang rapes woman in Sweden and broadcasts it on Facebook live	Facebook
Showerthoughts	Could one say that a Lego man's dick is a cock block	Lego
AskReddit	What are good tips to starting a successful Youtube channel?	Youtube
funny	Casually strolling through Walmart and found this gem of a rollback	Walmart
AskReddit	Former and current Microsoft employees that received the infamous Halloween documents, how did you feel about it at the time compared to today?	Microsoft
gaming	Question about the Xbox messaging on Microsoft website	Microsoft
gaming	Question about the Xbox messaging on Microsoft website	Xbox
news	All United Airlines Domestic Flights Grounded by Computer Outage	United
funny	My Google assistant is on my wavelength.	Google
pics	My favorite Twitter conversion about the Women's March	Twitter
mildlyinteresting	EpiPen for public use in CN tower	CN
worldnews	Trump says Nafta 'renegotiations' with Mexico and Canada to start - BBC News	BBC
pics	Men protesting circumcisions outside Gillette Stadium at the AFC Championship game	Gillette
funny	Appears United Airlines computers are fed up!	United
AskReddit	What is the one thing you see on your Facebook news feed that you cannot help but respond to?	Facebook
news	FAA Says United Requested Grounding of Domestic U.S. Flights	United
funny	Tip of my tongue Google to the rescue.	Google
EarthPorn	Snowshoeing along a lake in Southwest Colorado, 2688x1520OC	Southwest
food	Homemade Southwest Style Scramble	Southwest
mildlyinteresting	Odometer reached 44,444 miles on my 2008 Toyota Corolla.	Toyota
OldSchoolCool	Manchester United Legend George Best, Late 60's/Early 70's	United
gifs	Bizarre Caterpillar That Makes Own Leafy 'Armor' Seen for 1st Time	Caterpillar
personalfinance	Worked UPS seasonal job. No paying me bonuses and paying me very late.	UPS
gaming	I'm starting a double moniter setup I have a 24" dell moniter and I'm looking for another I need it for either Xbox or computer any recommendations	Xbox
Showerthoughts	The White House is the hardest to acquire rental in the United States. Free rent but have to acquire the rarest job in the country to attain it temporarily.	United
news	More than 3M Americans marched in this Saturday's women's marches	3M
aww	Sleeping Otis the Pug..a face only a mother could love !!	Otis
gaming	Resident Evil 7 - Xbox One Exclusive Scene LEAK	Xbox
personalfinance	Chase Freedom vs Discover It Rewards Cards	Discover
aww	This is Mr Winston and this is his morning stretch	Winston
news	Ground stop lifted, United Airlines flights set to resume	United
AskReddit	SeriousHow the hell is BP still allowed to operate after the Deepwater Horizon incident!?	BP
todayilearned	TIL: On January 3, 2017, a bill called H.R.193 - American Sovereignty Restoration Act of 2017 was introduced by Republicans. It aims to terminate U.S. membership with the United Nations	United
mildlyinteresting	This Chevron station still uses the Standard Oil name	Chevron
Jokes	What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?	Orange
todayilearned	TIL that Taco Bell owns the internet domain www.ta.co	Bell
AskReddit	Walmart workers of Reddit, what's some crazy Walmart stuff that has gone down during your shift?	Walmart
AskReddit	Was Kraft drunk or stoned?	Kraft
Jokes	It is said that Bill Gates once farted in an Apple store which stank up the entire place.	Apple
gaming	[Online Betting	Malaysia
todayilearned	TIL when filming Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Barbra Streisand showed up in a dominatrix suite and whipped Harrison Ford for various reasons. Carrie Fisher came to his rescue shortly after.	Ford
todayilearned	TIL that the Simpsons negotiated a contract in such a way that they could make fun of FOX while being on air on FOX at the same time without network interference	FOX
Showerthoughts	Anytime Google maps tells me how long a trip is going to be, I take it as a challenge.	Google
AskReddit	What was your most interesting Uber ride?	Uber
videos	Play Playstation 1 Games On A Dreamcast! - The Story Of Bleem	Playstation
worldnews	Jallikattu: Two die in Indian bullfight amid controversy - BBC News	BBC
worldnews	Syria conflict: Peace talks due to begin in Astana, Kazakhstan - BBC News	BBC
explainlikeimfive	ELI5: How does Youtube work?	Youtube
OldSchoolCool	August von Mackensen, 1916. A skull in his hat. From "The Great War" Youtube Channel	Youtube
AskReddit	If someone were to look at your Google search history, what's the weirdest thing he/she would find?	Google
Documentaries	Crude: The Real Price of Oil 2009 - An award-winning documentary that chronicles the epic battle to hold oil giant Chevron formerly Texaco accountable for its systematic contamination of the Ecuadorian Amazon.	Chevron
IAmA	IamA Police Officer AMA! To Be Answered Live on Youtube Live Stream.	Youtube
AskReddit	What kinds of comments/commenters ruin Youtube comment sections for you?	Youtube
television	Anybody else catch the premiere of CBS new show Hunted?	CBS
Showerthoughts	Does witnessing a robbery at an Apple Store make me an iwitness?	Apple
videos	2 Chainz Good Drank Featuring Gucci Mane Quavo Produced By Mike Dean Album Hibachi for Lunch	Gucci
mildlyinteresting	This Walgreens brand sleep aid tells you not to take more than directed, but not how much to take.	Walgreens
AskReddit	We call Kraft's peanut butter simply Peanut Butter, etc... Why do we say Kraft before Dinner? Should it not just be called Dinner?	Kraft
news	Man shot in chest near film set in Brisbane - ABC News	ABC
Jokes	A reporter asked a protester why he destroyed the windows at Starbucks during the protest.	Starbucks
tifu	TIFU by using my Apple Watch to track my "workout". NSFW kinda..	Apple
Showerthoughts	Seeing commercials with the guy who switched to Sprint doesn't convince me at all to make the switch myself. All I see is a guy who sold out	Sprint
videos	It's been 33 years since the Apple 1984 commercial. Here's a behind-the-scenes video of it...	Apple
gaming	Forgot to cancel my Xbox Live gold subscription nearly 4 years ago when I built my PC....	Xbox
funny	I think Google is trying to tell me something...	Google
AskReddit	75% of the United States population must be deleted and YOU have to select the criteria. What petty reason would cause you to add people to the delete list?	United
mildlyinteresting	This extra long Kraft Dinner noodle	Kraft
AskReddit	What would you remove from Facebook to make it less shitty?	Facebook
todayilearned	TIL pc.com redirects to the Intel site	Intel
funny	Went into FedEx Print/Ship store to print, four, forty page booklets for an upcoming interview...the cost $279!! LOL I left #FedExPrintOutOfBusinessInOneYear	FedEx
todayilearned	TIL the longest ever speech delivered in the United Nations is eight-hour long. It was delivered by VK Krishna Menon on On 23 January 1957.	United
personalfinance	What are the tradeoffs between investing in the "nine no-load Vanguard funds" versus a single "Vanguard Target Retirement" fund?	Target
news	Report: Apple & Foxconn ‘mulling’ $7B investment in U.S. manufacturing with ‘highly automated’ display facility	Apple
photoshopbattles	PsBattle: The Official Portrait of the 45th President of the United States.	United
tifu	TIFU By buying the wrong IKEA doors	IKEA
funny	A customer dropped this note off at the Apple store while her computer was in for a data transfer.	Apple
pics	A customer dropped this note off at the Apple store while her computer was in for a data transfer.	Apple
history	How Important Was The United States Contribution to World War 2?	United
Documentaries	The Relaxed Wife: Stress Relief With Tranquilizers - 1957 Educational Film: Atarax Hydroxyzine is a first-generation antihistamine of the diphenylmethane and piperazine classes. It was first synthesized by Union Chimique Belge in 1956 and was/is marketed by Pfizer in the United States.13:24	United
Documentaries	The Relaxed Wife: Stress Relief With Tranquilizers - 1957 Educational Film: Atarax Hydroxyzine is a first-generation antihistamine of the diphenylmethane and piperazine classes. It was first synthesized by Union Chimique Belge in 1956 and was/is marketed by Pfizer in the United States.13:24	Pfizer
pics	Mr. Rogers in the '50s Looks like the guy from Nathan for you	Rogers
television	The BBC TV show about the health treatment you can't get on the NHS	BBC
gaming	Perkins Coie LLP in United States	United
AskReddit	Tim Cook resigns as CEO of Apple to be replaced by Kanye West. What are some things we could expect in these reality?	Apple
worldnews	Republicans Introduce Bill Proposing Withdrawal From United Nations	United
tifu	tifu by overcharging the now vice pres of the United states of America	United
gaming	MY New Youtube Channel. Any tips?	Youtube
gifs	Aaron Rogers Brotherly Love	Rogers
photoshopbattles	PsBattle: the Camel ride is about to start	Camel
pics	The Roman Baths with the Abby in the background. Taken on a recent trip to Bath, United Kingdom	United
news	New seat alert app for pregnant commuters - BBC News	BBC
todayilearned	TIL that a restriction by Paypal was necessitated some years back because many Nigerians used the payment platform to defraud many foreign buyers on Ebay.	Paypal
mildlyinteresting	My Orange was cold this morning	Orange
space	Two sunspots visible on the sun. Image shot with a Nexus 5 through the telescope at the AF Philips observatorium, Eindhoven	Philips
news	DOJ: Microsoft isn’t harmed when it can’t tell users what data we want	Microsoft
videos	Pen Pineapple Apple Pen on the Piano!	Apple
worldnews	US exit from United Nations could become reality with fresh bill	United
pics	Everything is aweso...HERESY - Lego Space Marines.	Lego
worldnews	US President Donald Trump misspells honour in latest Twitter mishap	Twitter
videos	Last year Booking.com gave all 14,000 employees a GoPro and asked them to capture their travels, well this is the result	Booking.com
AskReddit	Have you tried Sprite Banana challenge and how was it?	Sprite
AskReddit	Why did Pres. Nixon choose Gerald Ford to be his VP when Agnew resigned?	Ford
worldnews	President Donald Trump Returns Bust Of Sir Winston Churchill To Oval Office	Winston
pics	Long Exposure of Nissan Skyline at Sunset	Nissan
videos	Formtastic Forms Ways to Use Google Forms in the Classroom ne...	Google
news	Bill Introduced to Remove US From United Nations	United
Futurology	Is this Apple Store-inspired setup the future of health care? Forward says yes - "Members complete their check-in process on an iPad, then make their way to a full-body scanner that sends their vitals to Forward’s AI algorithms."	Apple
TwoXChromosomes	How do you feel about the white man's anger at today's Swedish Facebook story?	Facebook
explainlikeimfive	ELI5:How did MS-DOS make Microsoft an OS power house?	Microsoft
mildlyinteresting	My Coca-Cola can has expanded to it's limit	Coca-Cola
funny	Robin in the new Lego Batman Movie	Lego
AskReddit	What are the equivalent AMD processors of Intel Processors?	Intel
WritingPrompts	WPIn the distant post apocalyptic future of 4017, 4 warring factions rule the wasteland; Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook and Reddit.Unfortunately, there are rumours, legends of an another faction.The forgotten faction of 4chan.	Facebook
funny	An American trying to scam an Indian on Twitter Long	Twitter
Music	Electric Light Orchestra - Mr Blue Sky Pop/Art Rock	Sky
videos	This older man, is an army veteran. He lost his wife a few years ago, and now he doesn't have much besides his Youtube Channel. This reaction to Molly by Lil Dicky is so great. He tears up, and so did I.	Youtube
funny	I wanted to see the two emotions Harrison Ford was showing us. The result was a bit disturbing.	Ford
mildlyinteresting	Doing a Google search for "want to be" will automatically bring you to the music video for Wannabe by the Spice Girls	Google
videos	Amazing Jeep Playing Seesaw	Jeep
explainlikeimfive	ELI5: What effect would leaving the United Nations have on America?	United
gaming	Tekken 7 launches June 2, 2017 for the PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and PC via STEAM	Xbox
news	Computer glitch grounds United flights for the second time in three months	United
Showerthoughts	If Google knows my favorite teams it should also know when they get crushed in the playoffs and stop rubbing it in.	Google
Showerthoughts	As the father of two gamers, there will come a day where I'm literally the guy on Xbox Live who fucked their mom	Xbox
AskReddit	How are women discriminated against in the United States today? Serious	United
news	Bill introduced to remove US from United Nations	United
dataisbeautiful	The world split into regions with the same population as the United States OC	United
worldnews	Australian Open: Jo-Wilfried Tsonga shares heartfelt letter from ball girl - BBC News	BBC
Music	Explosions In The Sky - First Breath After Coma Post-Rock	Sky
videos	Is Robert Kraft drunk?	Kraft
gadgets	First, the headphone jack. And now, Apple is looking to remove the home button??? NOOO!	Apple
Jokes	Apple is suing Qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips.	Qualcomm
Music	Sam Kent - Smile Alternative Rock	Kent
worldnews	GCHQ director Hannigan resigns - BBC News	BBC
funny	Is Google Earthview trolling us?	Google
television	'Allo 'Allo! star Gorden Kaye dies at 75 - BBC News	BBC
worldnews	'Allo 'Allo! star Gorden Kaye dies at 75 - BBC News	BBC
gaming	Plenty of affordable used-copies of No Man's Sky at Best Buy if anyone is interested.	Sky
worldnews	Ethics lawyers to sue Trump over foreign payments - BBC News	BBC
food	Homemade Tennessee Mountain Stack Cake OR Apple Stack Cake	Apple
videos	What Car Donation in United Kingdom and in California How to Donate a Car to Charity full Information in this tutorial	United
OldSchoolCool	Couple with a dog standing on their shoulders, United Kingdom, circa 1910s	United
space	48 hours til Boeing Starliner suit reveal x-post from /cislunar	Boeing
videos	Ed Roberts activist Google Doodle Top 50 Interesting Facts about Ed Roberts	Google
worldnews	Trump juggles offer to slash taxes with border tax threat - BBC News	BBC
gifs	Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul Reunite for Audi ad	Audi
listentothis	Lawrence Arabia - Apple Pie Bed Indie Pop 2009	Apple
news	A bill has been introduced that would remove the United States from the UN.	United
funny	R.Kelly is driving a Toyota Highlander now!	Toyota
Futurology	The future is electric! New Hybrid Audi SUV Boasts 467 Horsepower, over 1000km range thanks to Lithium Ion Batteries.	Audi
AskReddit	You woke up in the year 2100, what would be the first thing you Google ?	Google
gaming	I think I found the game that is everything No Man's Sky let us down on.	Sky
news	Three men arrested in Sweden after Facebook Live 'gang-rape'	Facebook
worldnews	President Donald Trump signed an executive order formally withdrawing the United States from the 12-nation Trans-Pacific Partnership trade deal	United
todayilearned	TIL That According to the United States Supreme Court, Tomatoes are Vegetables	United
Jokes	Good Joke From Danmark Im Not Good To English So I Use Google Translate	Google
Documentaries	Krakatoa: The Last Days 2006- a BBC documentary about the eruption based on an observer's firsthand account.	BBC
worldnews	Why Bill Clinton helped a 33-year-old build a $1bn firm - BBC News	BBC
funny	My local McDonald's can satisfy all of your cravings..	McDonald's
AskReddit	Sean Spicer went on a five-year Twitter war with Dippin' Dots. Which company would you get in a Twitter war with and why?	Twitter
videos	I fixed some cool retro Sony Walkman speakers in ep005	Sony
gaming	I have a Apple Mac mini any suggestions for games I want to download a couple.	Apple
todayilearned	TIL that Lucy the australopithecus specimen found in 1974 in Ethiopia, was nicknamed after The Beatle's song 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' which was played often in the expedition camp.	Sky
mildlyinteresting	This Chevron station still bares the Standard Oil name	Chevron
mildlyinteresting	This Chevron station still bears the Standard Oil name	Chevron
pics	The 2017 Renault Trezor concept.	Renault
nottheonion	Farmers in the United States Have Been Feeding Their Cattle Red Skittles	United
AskReddit	You see that your hometown is on the top of Twitter trends. What happened?	Twitter
gaming	Could not pick between PS4 and Xbox One	Xbox
mildlyinteresting	I received a McDonald's Big Mac with no sauce, cheese or lettuce in it...	McDonald's
Futurology	The Volkswagen Hippie Bus Is Back and Now It's Electric	Volkswagen
mildlyinteresting	This McDonald's sign doesn't say McDonald's	McDonald's
Jokes	The President of The United States.	United
Art	Vernon Roche painting	Roche
mildlyinteresting	This McDonald's is green with antler chandeliers to match the nearby sporting goods store	McDonald's
Showerthoughts	Below zero is a lot colder in the United States than it is in Canada.	United
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Questions	Answers
Whats the most of amount of cash you've seen at one time? Ever tempted?	Whenever I go into the main vault, there is anywhere from 5-20 million dollars in there.
	Never tempted really.
35 minutes and 1 answer...	Sorry broski.
What's the worst thing you've seen in a casino?	A woman that thought it was lucky to shit her pants before going on the slot machines, multiple times , and she wasn't the least bit ashamed...
Maybe she also played craps? edit edit holy skidmark, this escalated quicker than I could down that bottle of laxatives	Bad dum
I play poker 2 or 3 times a week at a casino. I've heard horror stories of people being followed to their cars after cashing out big stacks of chips from other players, and it's always something that's in the back of my mind when I leave the casino.	Guys watching you from in between machines. Or following you from 20-40 feet back. Or you find yourself running into the same people over and over.
What are things to look out for when leaving the casino with a lot of cash that people might not think about?	But seriously, get security to walk you out, were most likely bored and could use something to do anyway.
I'm glad you mentioned that security is available to escort people out. But I can't remember ever self-parking in Vegas.	Yea, good point, out casino doesn't even have valet
If you tell the cashier you'll throw a guard 100 bucks to walk you to your car after hitting a jackpot they'll drop what they're doing.	To bad i would be fired for getting tips.
How long does it typically take for security to respond to an incident in a casino?	In my casino, everything is within a 120 second running distance, not including the parking lot.
	If certain codes are called, we are supposed to full out run to the area in the call. Usually multiple guards are at the area within 10 seconds.
What sort of issue would call for a full out running response?	Fights, fires, medical emergencies.
Any chance that there would be areas lacking in guards when they are called to move to an area like that?	Sometimes guards group up and talks or get called away on calls, so yea, some areas are without guards for short periods of time.
	But were just a radio call away.
Are you trained for medical emergencies?	Yes.
Theft? Someone stealing all the black chips at a table?	Yes, that as well.
Public coitus, in front of The Wizard of Oz: Ruby Slippers slot machine?	In front of the willy Wonka machine.
EMT or just First RespondeFirst Aid?	First Responders.
How'd you get the job? any intense training involved???	Had some self defence/anti-gun/knife training, same thing police get. Other than that, criminal record check and 3 separate interviews.
Out of interest how big are you? Been thinking of getting into security. I'm 6'3" and just under 250lbs but not fat except a slight belly but always feel small next to other security guys. I suppose that is just psychological on my part.	Im fat bro, 5 '10, 270 lbs. I carry it well though, so I look formidable at least. I think you would do fine.
Do you have any part of looking out for people counting cards or trying to swing the betting? If so, how do you catch them and what do you do?	Dealers and pit bosses have more training in that than I do, but i still receive some. So i hang around tables for a bit seeing if i can see the patterns. I also try and track people who throw down a lot of money in a short amount of time, money laundering etc.
What are the most effective casino game(s) to play in order to launder money?	Slots, they are watched the least.
Actually, this is not true. I am a IT architect for a major casino company and we have software that monitors and flags trends that money launderes have been known to do.	Cool, and now I know.
Somebody is crying at a slot machine. You approach them and they say "I lost spent my last $100 dollars and now I can't afford groceries or rent." What do you do?	Tell them they are an adult and should have made better decisions with their money.
Do you get perks that come with a job at the casino?	Perks? Hurm... I get to see the shows for free if im working during them, get to meet some D-list celebs. Working security, im not expected to be nice and cheery all dat. Thats always nice.
I actually really like corner gas. ID love to meet them.	They were good, down to earth people :)
Well they are still Canadian Television stars, I can't imagine that type of fame is really enough to make them all that removed from the average person's lifestyle.	True true.
Do you know what the most a dealer has been tipped where you have worked?	Person got suited triple 7s on blackjack table, won 50k, gave the dealer 5k.
Ever meet the owners? How are they?	They are nice people, in appearance, but being so filthy rich makes them disconnected from their 30K a year employees.
Also, all that CCTV footage of every single square inch of the casino floor and hotel must take up a lot of memory... How long do you hold onto it?	And memory? I have been in the main IT room before, the memory tower is about 6 feet tall, and 1.5 feet wide on all 4 sides. Looks like a computer tower but way bigger.
I once got into a fight at a las vegas casino over a guy who tried to rob me. After the cops came, I was let go because "the other guy didnt want to press charges". Before the cops left I was advised by the hotel that I was banned from the property and then issued a trespass warning by the police before i had by picture taken by some cool looking 3d camera, and then unceremoniously shoved out a back door into the 7am vegas daybreak with no sunglasses and told "good luck, your friends can collect your stuff from your room" My question is (and i think i know the answer)... are these bans for life?	For first time offences, not usually, they usually start if with a 3 month ban and move up from there, with lifetime bans occurring about 4 steps down the line.
So it's pretty much like WoW bans then.	Correct.
TIL some casino security guards possibly play WoW and knows the banning rules in the virtual world. They're human after all!	Im playing the new southpark game now, but ive dabbled in wow.
Ever catch anyone having sex in public?	In their cars outside the casino, yes.
Have you fallen asleep?	Once, on a grave shift, for 5 mins. Didnt get caught!
How many times do people try to cheat and get caught?	Ive been working at the same place for about 6 months, ive personally witnessed around a dozen people get busted in my 40/hour a week window.
	Sometimes its hard to prove, but we usually catch them pretty quicky, as surveillance, security, and the dealers all have specific training
How many people do you think you may not be catching? Would someone with inside knowledge be able to circumvent security?	I bet we are missing half of all cheaters.
	And yes.
Let's say I just left the casino with a few grand of winnings and I get mugged on my way to the parking lot or in the parking lot. Would the casino security assist me, beat down the perp, return the money, or is it in the police hands at that point? Where is that particular line drawn?	We would do everything in our power to apprehend the perp, but if he gets away, its the police
Slots.. I've always wondered can they really be 'tightened' on the weekends or during certain hours? I've heard people say slots are 'tight' in casinos but 'loose' on cruise ships. I know you're security but maybe you know- is this a thing?	Its a myth, the programming is set by the programmer where the machines are built, the casinos have no way to "tighten" or "loosen" the machines.
	They run off a random number generator that is highly illegal to tamper with.
LOL no worries ... I was just at my old property a couple days ago (I am a slot machine vendor tech now) and two former security guys are now slot techs. A barback and a shipping receiving guy both are also on the slot projects team. So maybe one day you'll get there if it appeals to you!	Totally, I would have to start at the bottom as part time again, but im looking for a way into either live games or slots.
Whats the most youve seen heard of someone losing over one night?	Roulette, around $50k. Thats the most ive witnessed.
You must work in Oklahoma. In Philly, I watched a guy lose $50k in two shoes of blackjack. In Vegas people lose far more than that.	Nope, worse, Canada.
What are you trained to do?	I call surveillance, they roll the cameras back to see if you did MJ on site (in your car etc), if you did, we serve you a year long ban card.
What do you actually do?	If you didn't, surveillance would watch you until you leave the premises, and if they seen you use or sell the drug, we would approach.
What are you trained to do?	I do what i am trained to, im that guy.
What rules are there about denying guests entry to the casino? Of course probably loud and overly-rambunctious people are probably denied, but what about chronic gamblers, similar to how a bar will kick out drunk people?	We kick out people who are intoxicated, high, underage, or have been previously banned.
	We do keep an eye out for habitual gamblers and offer them some help, but its not strongly enforced.
What are the vault codes? u know, for educational purposes.	The password is password.
I'm a security guard, just a contracted one that goes to multiple sites, and one of our sites seriously has an alarm code of 1234.	Fuck, Fort Knox up in there...
What weapons are you carrying at all times? What's the worst way you be had to use your weapons?	Handcuffs and a radio, thats all.
	I used handcuffs a handful of times. But i usually just use take downs, pressure points, and holds to subdue people.
I work for one of the most successful casinos on the east coast as a valet. You guys wear these giant red jackets so we (valets) call you guys the red coats. We generally objectify all other departments though, because we are separated outside, ourselves. How do you guys feel about the other departments?	We wear black blazers.
	Food and beverage people are drama factories, slot people are prudes, matience people are generally pretty chill, and security people sleep around and are chill.
	Those are the general stereotypes
You forgot table games... the prima donnas of the casino.	Oh Geeez, how could I forget!?
Is this a tippable situation, and if so how much?	At some casinos yes, at most, no. 1% of winnings seems to be the norm.
	Win 30k? Tip $300.
	At my casino anyhow.
Have you seen any ocean's 11-esque stuff happening?	Not anywhere close, a few people counting cards is the closest ive gotten
Remember, the good ones don't get caught.	Yepp.
How do you tell the difference between a genuine lucky streak and card counters? (assuming card counting works)	Card counting works, and there is a very specific pattern of betting that occurs, we watch them for a couple hours , sometimes over multiple days to make sure the pattern is consistent and nit just luck.
What things to do you look for that tip you off that people might be cheating?	I cant tell you specifics, but specific betting patterns, also any attempt to alter or mark cards/chips
Ever worry about lung cancer?	All the time, doctor says i may as well be smoking with all the smoke i inhale.
I was at a casino last weekend, and the guards looked bored as fuck, how do you stay awake?	On slow days? Just stay on your feet and keep walking, or go through the log program and memorize faces of banned people.
I'm confused, are people smoking in the casino or are you outside around it a lot?	There is a seperated part of the casino blocked off by a kinda-air lock. So one smoke free, one smoke filled.
Ever broken anyone's hands with a hammer or taken some to the desert and made them dig their own grave?	No.
So, I'm guessing you and Joe Pesci aren't friends.	He is my favorite character actually.
I am a professional card counteadvantage player. Often if I feel my action is getting heat I keep an eye out for security guards standing directly behind me. When that happens I cash out immediately and leave to avoid barring. Is this necessary or if surveillance considers me a threat would they just have you give me the tap on the shoulder instead of lurking behind me?	They dont approach unless absolutely sure, and security only watches until they have a hunch you are cheating, then they call surveillance and walk away, then the cameras eye is on you until you leave.
Thanks for the fast response. One more question if you don't mind- I have the right to refuse to produce my identification to surveillance or security but you have the right to escort me out... However you have the right to check my ID for legal gambling age purposes. If suspected of advantage play do they instruct security to check patrons' ID under the guise of age verification in order to have security relay to surveillance the patrons name so they can search their database of advantage players? I believe I have experienced this.	We will ask questions under the guise of a underlying motive, yes.
	And yes, we want you out of the casino if you are advantage playing, so it is win win for us, you dont show ID, we kick you out, you dont show ID, we have your name, then kick you out.
	Be reminded, you are still in the database as "unknown" if you dont produce ID, with pictures and video showing what you look like
Thanks for the info. Any really unusual characteristics they teach you to look for when identifying advantage players?	At my level of training, defensive body language when i get close, and them generally looking nervous/paranoid
Why would you be nervous when counting cards? You just made a shit ton of money and there's no risk of you getting into any legal or physical trouble.	No clue, but some of them are.
Worst reaction of someone losing their money?	Punching a machine and breaking a $3200.00 touch screen monitor
Has anyone ever done something so crazy that the casino had to make a new rule because of them?	Hurm... ill think about this and get back to you.
Oceans eleven, possible?	Eh, not really, that movie was based off of really old casinos, the new ones have better security measures.
What's the biggest, most creative cheating attempt you've ever seen? Are those grandiose heists you see in movies like Ocean's at least somewhat plausible?	Nothing clever really. A guy was convincing senile old people that he knew what machine would pay out, and said they had to pay him half if he was right, no risk, all reward, thats about the cleverest ive seen
Casino worker fist bump! (shaking hands is a no-no)	We shake hands, just gotta do the hand flip after.
Do you work for a tribal casino? If so, how do you feel about the preferential placement/treatment of tribal members as employees?	Im white, but I dont really mind the preferential treatment, I have seen a lot of racism in my neck of the woods, seems fair they should have a place where they can get a leg up.
So what exactly do you do on a daily basis? Just stand and watch? Or do you walk around?	Anything that goes in and out of the casino i supervise , money, contractors, stuff for the vending machine , im there.
	When a machine has to be opened for matinence, im there to watch.
	When a patron is breaking a rule, i enforce it.
Do you ever play anything in the casino you're security at? Are you allowed to?	Not allowed, not allowed in any casino in the provence in fact unless i am working or have special permission
Why are you doing an AMA on mobile?	Cuz im at work.
Working hard looking for those cheaters. On his mobile.	Correct sir.
Why can't we take pictures in there? We tried to take a group picture in front of slot machines and were made to delete it. If you guys are watching that closely why can't you just use discretion?	Its one of those Zero tolerance BS things, I dont agree with it, but i have to enforce it.
Have you had to deal with counterfeit chips recently? They seem to be all the rage in poker tournaments these days, especially since a well known e-commerce site actively has a Chinese vendor selling exact versions of WSOP and WPT chips. Also, do you use RFID?	We use blacklights to check, and random some kinda signal that can be picked up, they have been very popular lately, and its really lame. Because they have to go through every chip in the casino when we find one, and I have to stand there and watch for the entire 3 hour process.
This questions kind of a stretch, but have you seen or heard about any crazy ass GTA San Andreas style casino heists?	Not in my casino.
An easy way crooks get around this though is by hiring 15-20 people to play for them. I've seen shady looking pimps hand stacks of money to their "workers" and these players don't look any better either.	We can catch that at times, a guy constantly handing out money, people playing, cashing out, and handing money back to them, we can sometimes pick up on that.
(Hope you don't mind me adding to your thread, I feel like this is Vacuum repair guy all over again) We had a woman who was having a heart attack and as we were assisting her, another woman reached into the victim's purse and removed an envelope containing about $300. Humanity at its finest.	By all means lol, im feeling overwhelmed. Message me for location.
Truth: Link to imgur.com. Source: I too work in casino security.	Can confirm, I love that podium.
It's not a podium. It's supposed to be a safe that contains monies, but it really has a little Chinese dude in it that will open the large vault from the inside when they put the safe in there.	Ahhh, on mobile, the little pic looked like a podium lol.
Pride and that warm fuzzy feeling of knowing that people like you. Also bragging rights.	Sweeet!

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